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In Memory of

Kenneth Eugene Durnen

September 16, 1945 - May 31, 2017

Obituary


Kenny's Contradictory Rhyme

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you a story I know nothing about,
Admission's free you pay at the door,
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two young boys got up to fight.
They stood back to back and faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman who heard the...

Kenny's Contradictory Rhyme

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you a story I know nothing about,
Admission's free you pay at the door,
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two young boys got up to fight.
They stood back to back and faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman who heard the noise,
Came and shot those two dead boys.
Now if you don't believe my story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too.