Ken Eugene Durnen obituary photo
 
In Memory of

Ken Eugene Durnen

September 16, 1945 - May 31, 2017

Obituary


Ken's Favorite Musings

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-Eyed Mosquitoes
And bow-legged Ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
to tell you a story I know nothing about.
Admission is free. You pay at the door.
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor!
One fine day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight.
They stood back to back and faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise
and...

Ken's Favorite Musings

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-Eyed Mosquitoes
And bow-legged Ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
to tell you a story I know nothing about.
Admission is free. You pay at the door.
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor!
One fine day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight.
They stood back to back and faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my lie is true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too!